Ewan and Scarlett on The Island

Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, Saturday Night Live did a classic commercial parody that's always been a favorite of mine:Wife: "New Shimmer is a floor wax."Husband: "New Shimmer is a dessert topping."Wife: "It's a floor wax!"Husband: "It's a dessert topping!"Wife: "It's a floor wax!"Husband: "It's a dessert topping, you cow!"Announcer: "Wait! New Shimmer is a floor wax and a dessert